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Open for Business, Closed for Logic Hoodie — Drop 002

Price

$54.00

Heavyweight fleece meets political theater.

 

The Open for Business, Closed for Logic Hoodie captures the grand reopening of chaos — soft enough to wear through the noise, structured enough to stand through the nonsense.

It’s the official uniform for the age of confusion.
Comfort first, logic later.

  • 10 oz./yd² (US) / 16.7 oz./L yd (CA) premium mid-heavy fleece

  • 70/30 ring-spun cotton/polyester blend with 100% cotton face

  • Fleece-lined hood with nickel eyelets

  • Split-stitch double-needle sewing on all seams

  • 1×1 ribbing at cuffs and waistband

  • Twill neck tape for clean durability

  • Tear-away label for comfort

  • Generous unisex fit (S – 3XL)

  • Printed and shipped from Dallas, TX

  • Limited run — no reprints

Once this drop sells out, the circus packs up and moves on.

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